I froze at the completely unexpected situation. I never would have thought that proper Diana would kiss me, right in front of another person.
‘What the heck! But damn, her lips are so soft…’
I somehow managed to enjoy it when her tongue suddenly invaded my mouth like a snake!
‘Holy shit!’
Her wet and hot appendage didn’t wait for me to get my bearings back and ran wild inside my cavity. Just as it was getting amazing, beeping sounds resounded around us. Diana immediately broke our kiss, a surprised expression on her face.
“That felt very nice. It ended so quickly. Are you good at kissing or something? I’d never have expected.”
‘What the hell are you talking about? I didn’t do anything!’
“Ah… Um…”
Still disoriented, I looked at the man behind me. He was watching us like nothing weird occurred, still waiting for his turn in boredom.
‘What?’
“Here.”
Diana gave me my sandwich, pushed me to the side, and focused on that guy. I watched them, dazzled.
“These three, right? Anything else?”
“That’s all.”
She scanned his items.
“$8.25. Will you pay by cash, card, or sex?”
She said it again. Was it some prank these people were playing on me?
“Card, please.”
I looked around the familiar store, checking for any hidden person or hidden camera. Nothing. At that moment, new people entered the shop, distracting me for a second. The man who had been behind me finished paying with his card and left the premises.
Confused, I finally remembered that I felt something in my left shoulder. To be exact, it was on the side of the left shoulder, at the top of my arm. I touched it, and could indeed feel something. There was a hard piece of… whatever it was, embedded in my arm.
Shocked, I poked at it a few more times, getting scared. I had just taken a shower but hadn’t even noticed it. There was no feeling if I didn’t touch it directly.
‘What the heck’s going on…?’
Diana was looking at me questioningly, seeing that I wasn’t doing anything. Just as she was about to open her mouth, another customer came to the register. She scanned that man’s item and gave the price.
“$9.37. Will you pay by cash, card, or sex?”
“Sex, please.”
“Which act do you want to go with?”
“I’ll stimulate your chest.”
“Yes, sir.”
Then, in front of my astonished self, she removed her uniform shirt, exposing a simple pink bra for all to see. She removed those, too, and her boobs came to light. They were medium-sized, perky, and beautiful, with small but nicely shaped nipples in the middle. She then tapped on her left shoulder, the man imitating her right after.
He came closer and started to play with her exposed mounts, his hands on them, in the most natural manner.
“What the hell?”
I couldn’t help letting that out loud, and both turned my way for an instant. Seeing that I was stuck in place, they soon ignored me and resumed doing… whatever the heck was going on.
To say I was stunned would be a euphemism.
‘No matter how much they want to prank me, Diana wouldn’t let a random stranger play with her breasts, right? …Right?’
Something was going on here. Something wrong, very wrong. Despite that, I couldn’t get myself to look away from Diana’s superb chest. It wasn’t like I had been exposed to sexual matters a lot in my life. Or more like, never. Even that previous kiss was almost my first one, except for that girl in middle school. Poor orphans weren’t the most desirable dating partners in today’s society, and even children knew that nowadays.
What came next was also shocking. While the man was massaging her chest, more clients came to the register, and she handled them at the same time. No one acted like a man sucking on a young woman’s tits in the middle of the day in a convenience store was anything special.
‘The world has gone crazy. Or I did.’
I also noticed that the man who was playing with her boobs didn’t feel that thrilled. He acted like this was a chore, and it even lasted for a long time. It was only after more than ten minutes that the beeping sound resounded again, and he stopped what he was doing. Now that I could see things better, I became aware that the sound came from their left shoulder.
The man took his goods and left the store while Diana used some tissue to remove his saliva from her breasts. She then put on her shirt again and continued working as if nothing had happened.
This was more than I could take. Now was the time for a strategic retreat. I gave her a short greeting before running back to my home. There, I booted my computer and tried to understand what was going on.
It didn’t take me long to learn that I had been right. Something had indeed gone very wrong, in a very odd manner. Still, I continued to use the Internet to get as much information as possible. I spent most of the afternoon and evening on this, and finally was able to have a basic understanding of my situation.
Unless the whole world, including the Internet, was playing a prank on me, which I truly doubted, there was only one conclusion. I wasn’t in my world anymore.
This was a sort of parallel world, and I was even able to pinpoint more or less where things had diverged, because it was such an important historical event here.
At the end of World War I, countries involved in the conflict were getting desperate. The war was a horrific human grinder, and morale was at its lowest point. In my world, countries came up with terrifying solutions like poison gas or flamethrowers. Here, they did the same, but also added a ‘small’ bonus.
They developed a drug that boosted soldiers’ courage.